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http://www.mrchanh.com [Feb. 15th, 2004|02:43 pm]
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truthlyurs
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(no subject) [Feb. 9th, 2004|08:56 am]
Ghetto Fobulous FamLay
readerrabbit
whats up fobulous fam?

since we family, i got a question....how do i would you get rid of diahrea?

i'm in PAIN here !
agh !!!!
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ONE GOOD REASON WHY NOT TO FLIRT!!!!! [Dec. 2nd, 2003|12:12 pm]
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sliver_girl
[mood |amusedamused]
[music |wala eh!]


A couple were invited to a swanky family masked
fancy dress Halloween
party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her
husband to go to
the party alone. He, being a devoted husband,
protested, but she argued
and said she was going to take some aspirin and go
to bed and there was
no need for his good time to be spoiled by not
going. So he took his
costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
woke without pain
and as it was still early, decided to go to the
party. As her husband
didn't know what her costume was, she thought she
would have some fun by
watching her husband to see how he acted when she
was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband
in his costume,
cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with
every nice "chick" he
could and copping a little feel here and a little
kiss there. His wife
went up to him and being a rather seductive babe
herself, he left his
new partner high and dry and devoted his time to
her. She let him go as
far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
husband.
After more drinks he finally he whispered a little
proposition in her
ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the
cars and had
passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before
unmasking at
midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the
costume away and
got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he
would make up for
his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading
when he came in, so
she asked what kind of time he had.
"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
good time when you're
not there."
Then she asked, Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one
dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys,
so we went into the
spare room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that
costume playing poker
all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my
costume to Dad,
apparently he had the time of his life."
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grab it! [Nov. 30th, 2003|01:54 am]
Ghetto Fobulous FamLay

juiciest
hey everyone :)

i made us a temp icon to stick in our own LJs user info page... if you come up with somethin betta, stick it on here...

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GRAB IT


x o x o - shaniqua
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Gyangsta Hoe! [Nov. 22nd, 2003|01:53 am]
Ghetto Fobulous FamLay

juiciest
[mood |gangsta hoey!!]
[music |Big Tymers - Gangsta Girl Ft. R. Kelly LMAO!]

Ey my ghetto fob peeps... check out your >> GANGSTAH NAME HURRR! <<

i got this... Prince tha Ass Grabba LMAO!!! WHAT THE FUCK?! hahahah!
shouldnt that be PrinceSS tha Ass Grabba?! ahaha!

aight im off to look for some ass tah grab! LMAO! hahah!
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corny nanaman... [Nov. 13th, 2003|08:42 pm]
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sliver_girl
[mood |corny]
[music |...]



BREAK UP LINES: WHAT THE MEN HAS TO SAY:

1. "I just realized that I don't want to be touched."
-->Whaddafuckisdat?!

2. I'm confused and I need some time out to find myself!!!
-->Eto flashlight, go look for yourself! Baka gusto mo pa ng kandila with that!!!

3. "Maybe this is not the right time for us."
-->Anak ng tipaklong! di na kita tatanggapin ulit no?! Bakit?anong oras ba dapat?! alas- otso?????

4. "Di kita maalagaan ng tulad ng ineexpect mo. You deserve someone better. That's not me."
-->Bakit sinabi ko bang gusto ko ng YAYA???? Leche!

5. Lasing lang ako kagabi. Sorry.
-->Eh ako ba lasing?! Tang na mo! Sino nagsabi sa iyo na manligaw ka ng lasing! Gago! Sino inulul mo?

6. "We are too different from each other."
--> Bakit anong klaseng ANIMAL ka??

True lies and true lines:

7. "We have to meet other people to see what it's like to be with someone else. I'm giving you that choice. if you come back to me, we'll both be better from having chosen freely."
--> HoY! mga palusot mo! break kung ayaw mo na...dami mo pang satsat eh!

8. "Someday, hahanapin kita, when we're both ready. When we don't care about the odds. Kung tayo talaga, tayo rin in the end, di ba?"
--> Tang na mo! tataguan na kita! kala mo magpapahanap ako!!

9. "I really think that we should break up." "Why?" "Because I don't know if I still love you."
-->Tapos next week may kasama na siyang iba. Olrayt sa okei!

10. "I just realized I haven't had time to walk my dog..."
--> O cge! lakad mo na rin buong pamilya mo! magsama kayo ng aso mo!

11. "It's not you, it's me...
--> Buti alam mo

Pano pag ito sinabi nya:

12. "I can no longer handle multiple priorities!!"
eto naman sagot ko: Multiple orgasm kaya mo i- handle?

minsan na akong nagmahal... minsan na akong nasaktan... minsan na rin nagpakatanga dahil minsan 'minahal kita'. hahayaan ko pa bang maulit? bakit hindi?
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nuthin can get more GHETTO than this! [Nov. 2nd, 2003|04:21 pm]
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sliver_girl
[mood |sillysilly]
[music |ALICE PEACOCK - BLISS]

i wanna say sorry to all the non-tagalog speakin ghetto_fab members for this post. Its just that i really hafta do this cuz i find it soooo ghetto not to share with my flip sistas! *LMAO*

To the ones who do understand TAGALOG...i must warn you, some of the words used are obscene and "kadiri" hahaha and may not be suitable for maselan and young audiences. *ROTFLMAO*

so here it is...

GHETTO TAGALOG 101

1. BAKTOL - ang ikatlong lebel ng mabahong amoy sa
kili-kili. ang
baktol ay kapareho ng amoy ng nabubulok na bayabas.
ito'y dumidikit sa
damit, at humahalo sa pawis. madalas na naaamoy
tuwing registration,
enrolment, maging sa elevator o bus.

"Put@#$%, sinong nangangamoy BAKTOL sa inyo????!!!

2. KUKURIKAPU - libag sa ilalim ng boobs. madalas na
namumuo dahil sa
labis na baby powder na inilalagay sa katawan.
maaari ding mamuo kung
hindi talaga naliligo o naghihilod ang isang babae.
ang KUKURIKAPU ay
mas madalas mamuo sa mga babaeng malalaki ang joga.

"Honey, maligo ka na para maalis yang KUKURIKAPU
mo...

3. MULMUL - buhok sa gitna ng isang nunal. mahirap
ipaliwanag kung
bakit nagkakaroon ng MULMUL ang isang nunal. subalit
hindi talaga ito
naaalis, kahit na bunutin pa ito, maliban na lamang
kung ipapa-laser
ito.

"How nice naman your MULMUL! Nakakakiliti

4. BURNIK - taeng sumabit sa buhok sa pwet. madalas
nararanasan ng mga
taong nagti-tissue lamang pagkatapos tumae. ang
BURNIK ay mahirap
alisin, lalo na kapag natuyo na ito. ipinapayo sa
mga may BURNIK na
maligo na lamang upang ito'y maalis.

"Labs, alam ko kung anong kinain mo kanina!!!

5. ALPOMBRA - kasuotan sa paa na kadalasang
makikitang suot ng mga
tindero ng yosi sa quiapo. ito'y may makipot na
suotan ng paa, at
manipis na swelas. mistulang sandalyas ito ng babae
pero kadalasang
suot ng mga lalaki. Available in blue, red, green,
etc.

6. BAKOKANG - higanteng peklat. ito'y madalas na
dulot ng mga sugat na
malaki na hindi ginamitan ng sebo de macho habang
natutuyo. imbes na
normal na balat ang nakatakip sa bakokang, ito'y
mayroong makintab na
takip.

7. AGIHAP - libag na dumikit sa panty o brief.
nabubuo ang AGIHAP kung
ang panty o brief ay suotsuot na nang hindi bumababa
sa tatlong araw.

8. DUKIT - ito ang amoy na nakukuha kung isinabit mo
ang daliri mo sa
iyong puwit o sa puwit ng iba..try it to prove it
thats DUKIT.

9. SPONGKLONG - ito'y isang bagong wika an
nangangahulugan sa isang
estupidong tao.

Ex. "Buti naman at bumaba na sa puwesto ang
spongklong nating
Presidente."

10.LAPONGGA - ito'y kahintulad sa laplapan o kaya sa
lamasan

Ex. "Hoy Utoy, bakit ba ang hilig mo sa mga sineng
puro lapongga lang
ang palabas?"

11.WENEKLEK - ito ang buhok sa utong na kadalasang
nakikita sa mga
tambay sa kanto na laging nakahubad. Meron din ang
babae nito.

Ex. "Inay! Si Itay, sinaksak yung kapitbahay natin
kasi hinila yung
weneklek niya!"

12.BAKTUNG - pinaikling salita ng BAKAT-UTONG.

Ex. "Uy Jefferson, tingnan mo si Ma'am, baktung na
naman!"

13.BAKTI --- bakat panty

14.ASOGUE --- buhok sa kilikili

15.BARNAKOL --- maitim na libag sa batok na naipon
sa matagal na panahon

16.BULTOKACHI - tubig na tumatalsik sa pwet kapag
nalalaglag ang isang
malaking ebak

17.BUTUYTUY - etits ng bata

18.JABARR - pawis ng katawan

19.KALAMANTUTAY - mabahong pangalan

20.McARTHUR - taeng bumabalik after mong i-flush


ewwwwwwwww!!! hahaha
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HOla [Oct. 31st, 2003|10:16 pm]
Ghetto Fobulous FamLay
truthlyurs
OH MY GOD! i really dont get this club.. but HOla to everyone ;) sis zee boo and bebe ^.^
would love to know everyone in this ghetto family ^.^ MUAHHH
hahaha
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(no subject) [Oct. 28th, 2003|02:21 am]
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juiciest
[mood |boredbored]
[music |Big Brovaz - Baby Boy]

yo ghetto fobz... check this....

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TAMIKA IN THE HOUSE!!! [Oct. 27th, 2003|07:47 pm]
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sliver_girl
[mood |bouncybouncy]
[music |B2K - BUMP BUMP BUMP]



MISS TAMIKA IS IN THE HOUSE!!!
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