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ONE GOOD REASON WHY NOT TO FLIRT!!!!! [Dec. 2nd, 2003|12:12 pm]
Ghetto Fobulous FamLay


[mood |amusedamused]
[music |wala eh!]

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked
fancy dress Halloween
party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her
husband to go to
the party alone. He, being a devoted husband,
protested, but she argued
and said she was going to take some aspirin and go
to bed and there was
no need for his good time to be spoiled by not
going. So he took his
costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
woke without pain
and as it was still early, decided to go to the
party. As her husband
didn't know what her costume was, she thought she
would have some fun by
watching her husband to see how he acted when she
was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband
in his costume,
cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with
every nice "chick" he
could and copping a little feel here and a little
kiss there. His wife
went up to him and being a rather seductive babe
herself, he left his
new partner high and dry and devoted his time to
her. She let him go as
far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
After more drinks he finally he whispered a little
proposition in her
ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the
cars and had
passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before
unmasking at
midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the
costume away and
got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he
would make up for
his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading
when he came in, so
she asked what kind of time he had.
"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
good time when you're
not there."
Then she asked, Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one
dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys,
so we went into the
spare room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that
costume playing poker
all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my
costume to Dad,
apparently he had the time of his life."